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15 Crazy Facts About Me.
November 7, 20081. Sooz Ombid doesn’t chew gum. Sooz Ombid chews tin foil.
2. Sooz Ombid can drown a fish.
3. Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Sooz Ombid touches turns up dead.
4. Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Sooz Ombid asks for a body bag.
5. Sooz Ombid does not play the lottery. It doesn’t have nearly enough balls.
6. Once a cobra bit Sooz Ombid’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
7. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Sooz Ombid beats all 3 at the same time.
8. Sooz Ombid owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
9. When Sooz Ombid looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Sooz Ombid and Sooz Ombid.
10. Sooz Ombid smells what the Rock is cooking… because the Rock is Sooz Ombid’s personal chef.
11. Sooz Ombid used to beat the shit out of her shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind her.
12. Sooz Ombid doesn’t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. She just walks in and the water gets out of the way.
13. Sooz Ombid knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
14. When Sooz Ombid does a pushup, she isn’t lifting herself up, she’s pushing the Earth down.
15. Sooz Ombid can slam a revolving door.
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Funny…But try mo na gawing 16 Facts ang Title pero ilagay mo lng sa list 15….let them wonder san napunta ung isa? Or in this case Make it 15 pero bwasan mo ng Isa.
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